Jimmy season 4

Season 4 - 15 Episodes

1. Shalomb People like Palmer don't do well in prison -

TONY: First off, this is a strictly voluntary thing. Ziva’s a fugitive. Anyone caught helping or assisting her in any way will be in serious trouble. Palmer?
JIMMY: Um…. by serious, you mean like, get fired?
DUCKY: He means, Mister Palmer, instead of attending medical school next month, you will most likely be in prison.
JIMMY: Oh.
ABBY: I’m in!
DUCKY: Danger, intrigue, a damsel in distress? I’m actually looking forward to it.
MCGEE: Me, too.
JIMMY: Um… I’m not exactly the type that would do well in prison, guys.
TONY: No one’s going to think any less of you if you want out, Palmer.
JIMMY: Really?
TONY: Well, no. We probably would. At least I know I would.
JIMMY: All right, then I want a code name. Something cool sounding.
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and he gets the code name "Black Lung". His mission: dinner.
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TONY: Palmer, how does “Black lung” sound?
JIMMY: Like a horrible and painful way to die.
TONY: I mean as your code name.
JIMMY: Oh, I like it!
TONY: Yeah. All right. Well then, you’re in charge of supplies, Black Lung. Which means lunch and at this point, probably dinner.
2. Escaped Jimmy helps Ducky study for his degree in forensic psychology
5. Dead and Unburied Shirt off - start of Lee affair

DUCKY: Ah, would you mind cleaning up, Mister Palmer?
JIMMY: Not at all, Doctor.
DUCKY: I know you’ve been putting in long hours recently. Well, I appreciate the can-do attitude. Good night!
JIMMY: Good night, Doctor.
(ELEVATOR DINGS/ DOORS OPEN/)
DUCKY: Agent Lee! You’re working late.
LEE: Still organizing paperwork on the Weaton case, Doctor Mallard. I need the autopsy report.
DUCKY: What happened to the one I sent up to legal yesterday?
LEE: I’m afraid I shredded it by mistake.
DUCKY: Well, you must be more careful.
LEE: I know. I’m sorry, Doctor Mallard.
DUCKY: No worries.
(ELEVATOR DINGS/ DOORS OPEN)
DUCKY: I’m sure Mister Palmer will give you what you need.
LEE: Okay. Thank you!
(SFX: DOORS SLIDE OPEN/ CLOSED)
(SFX: LIGHT CLICKS OFF)
(MUSIC OVER PASSIONATE KISSING)
(SFX: MOANS AND SQUEALS B.G.)

Ducky stalls Gibbs so that Jimmy can compute when the victim died:

DUCKY: Well, let’s plug the numbers into the computer and see how long our friend has been leaking into the topsoil. Agent Gibbs will be here soon, and he will ask…
(SFX: DOORS SLIDE OPEN)
GIBBS: How’d the Lance Corporal die, Doctor?
DUCKY: How he died may take me a while. Try when did he die?
GIBBS: That’s my next question.
DUCKY: That I can answer. It’s a tricky calculation. One has to factor in temperature, soil acidity, and the variety and volume of insects who now call Lance Corporal Finn home.
GIBBS: Give me a round number.
JIMMY: Ninety-two days with a three percent margin of error
7. Witch Hunt Jimmy didn't hunt down the fake Ninjas:

TONY: Nice work, Palmer!
JIMMY: It wasn’t me, Tony. Doctor Mallard chased them for three blocks.
DUCKY: Oh, please. It’s not that impressive. It’s not as if they were real ninjas.

School of the bleeding obvious:

MCGEE: Palmer!
JIMMY: Is something wrong?
MCGEE: Are you trying to get shot?
JIMMY: Um, no. (DOOR CLOSES)

Jimmy sees Abby's Halloween costume first:

JIMMY: Oh, she’s here, and she is in costume.
TONY: Oh, yeah? What’s it like?
JIMMY: Trust me, you wouldn’t want me to ruin the surprise.

More Jimmy tact

ZIVA: A chimp!
JIMMY: I think she means chump, Doctor. You see, a chimp is an animal, Ziva, whereas a chump is someone who is easily taken advantage of or - or fooled.
DUCKY: Mister Palmer.
JIMMY: I’m not saying that you are--
DUCKY: Would you mind giving us a moment alone?
(JIMMY WALKS O.S.)
DUCKY: He means well. (DOOR CLOSES)
ZIVA: He’s right.
8. Once a Hero Lee and Palmer do their thing behind Ducky's back. Then Palmer tried to cover

DUCKY: Oh, splendid. Uh… I’m a little post autopsy. Mister Palmer will sign it.
LEE: Sure.
DUCKY: We must get you down here more often, Agent Lee. There’s always room for another bright young mind. Not that there’s anything wrong with the legal department. It’s an essential cog in the engine, so to speak. It can’t be much fun for a hands-on type like you.
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DUCKY: Mister Palmer, where did you and --
(DOOR OPENS)
JIMMY: Oh, sorry, Doctor!
DUCKY: Where did you and Agent Lee go?
JIMMY: I didn’t go anywhere with Agent Lee. I signed Sergeant Wright’s medical records, and then she left.
DUCKY: Did she sprint out of here?
JIMMY: Yeah, she was in a hurry.
DUCKY: Well, evidently so were you! When I looked up from washing my hands, both you and she had disappeared, and Agent Gibbs was standing here. Where did you hurry off to?
JIMMY: The restroom. I…
DUCKY: And you’ve been in there all this time?
JIMMY: I have a … a gastrointestinal challenge.
DUCKY: Oh! Well, I believe there’s a bottle of subsalisate…
JIMMY: I drank that!
DUCKY: What? All of it?
JIMMY: I didn’t want to spend the whole day sitting in the restroom. That won’t hurt me, will it?
DUCKY: Well, no. But you’re going to feel as if you’ve been on bread and water for a week.
JIMMY: Pardon?
DUCKY: Well, the old Naval punishment of bread and water for a week was not to punish by depriving the offending sailor of food, as much as to plug up his gastrointestinal tract.
JIMMY: (LOUDLY) Oh, that is awful! Ah!
DUCKY: Mister Palmer, I’m not deaf.
JIMMY: I’m sorry, Doctor. Just the thought of punishing someone that way just sounds so… uncivilized.
DUCKY: Did those doors just open and shut?
JIMMY: I don’t think so. No.
DUCKY: Strange. Very strange.
9. Twisted Sister Not in transcript - check
10. Smoked We find out Jimmy's character in McGee's book Deep Six is Pimmy Jalmer:

JIMMY: (V.O.) Doctor, I’m going to be laying the bag out here and … the burrito over here.
MCGEE: Palmer, I need a favor.
JIMMY: You want a ride back with us.
MCGEE: How’d you know?
JIMMY: I read your book. And for your information, I’ve never had sexual relations with a corpse.
MCGEE: That character was not based on you.
JIMMY: His name was Pimmy Jalmer, McGee!
MCGEE: Well, he’s French Polynesian.
JIMMY: Doctor, I’m going to get the gurney now.
MCGEE: It was only a dream! Come on, haven’t you ever heard of symbolism?

Ducky tells Jimmy the policeman story again. Put it in a fanfic and no one got it (Lost Friends).

DUCKY: Did I ever tell you about the time I shoved a French police officer off a cliff?

Ducky calls him 'lad' and foolishly sends him into the cluthces of...

JIMMY: I think we’re running out of room.
DUCKY: Yes, it won’t be lonely in the Mallard Inn tonight.
JIMMY: How could someone do the things this man did, Doctor?
DUCKY: Oh, in some cases, there’s a physiological defect in the hard-wiring of their brains. Yeah, a mechanism that precludes the ability to feel genuine emotion.
JIMMY: Did you find anything weird in this guy’s brain, like a tumor or a physical abnormality?
DUCKY: I did not.
JIMMY: Then how do you explain him?
DUCKY: I can’t. There is also evil in this world, and even armed with all our science and degrees, it remains impenetrable. Perhaps because its depths are unfathomable. There’s a very good book that – oh, I seem to have left my bag in the van. Be a good lad and fetch it for me before you leave for the night?
JIMMY: You got it, Doctor.

CUT TO:

INT. AUTOPSY GARAGE – NIGHT

(ELEVATOR DINGS/ DOORS OPEN/ CLOSE)
(DOOR OPENS/ CLOSES)
(SFX: LEE GIGGLES)
(DOOR CLOSES)
11. Driven Ahh Sexual Harrassment lessons -

JIMMY: Uh, yes. Uh… what if part of your job….
GIBBS: (INTO PHONE) Gibbs.
JIMMY: … includes touching naked people, and…
TAYLOR: That’s inappropriate at any time.
JIMMY: Even if they’re dead?
TAYLOR: Why are you touching dead, naked people?
JIMMY: You see, I work in Autopsy.

Jimmy calls Dukcy's mother by her first name and holds his own against Gibbs
GIBBS: Ducky won’t be here. He’s got to take his mom to the hospital.
JIMMY: Is Victoria all right?
GIBBS: Well, she cut herself shaving. And for some reason, he thinks you can handle this, Palmer.
JIMMY: Um… what do you think, Agent Gibbs?
GIBBS: Well, I don’t know, Palmer. You got me a T.O.D.?
JIMMY: Yes! According to the liver probe, she died two hours and eighteen minutes ago.
GIBBS: Does it tell you how?
JIMMY: Actually, the probe only tells you the difference between ambient temperature and … but you already know all this. Uh… tentatively, I’d say she died from hypoxia, Agent Gibbs.
GIBBS: Carbon monoxide poisoning.
JIMMY: Yeah, most likely. In sixty percent of cases it’s accidental. And the other twenty-nine percent – they’re self-inflicted.

Almost caught - got a fanfic out of this scene too (Turning the Tables):

DUCKY: Did you find my bag, Mister Palmer?
JIMMY: In the trunk of your car, Doctor.
DUCKY: Oh, thank you. I’m sorry if I seem a bit flustered today.
JIMMY: Well, it’s understandable, Doctor. Where did your mother cut herself?
DUCKY: Well, let’s just say that a woman in her nineties should not be using a straight-edge razor when grooming, and leave it at that. Are you hiding a secret from me, Mister Palmer? Well, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. I’m thinking of doing the same thing myself.
JIMMY: You are?
DUCKY: Yes. Only in my case I have to be careful of heart strain and muscle fatigue. How long have you been pumping?
JIMMY: (CHUCKLES/STAMMERS) I wouldn’t call it “pumping”, Doctor.
DUCKY: Well, whatever they call it these days, I’m impressed with you.
JIMMY: Really?
DUCKY: Yes, you’ve certainly got yourself in shape. Have you joined a gym?
JIMMY: (BEAT) A gym!? Yes! Yes, I have… a few months ago.


Tasteful Jimmy strikes again. Actually, it's just like a ship in a bottle.

DUCKY: I did. That’s when I found this. An intrauterine device. More commonly known as an I.U.D.
JIMMY: Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder how they get those ol’ things in there? (BEAT) That probably sounded a lot more inappropriate than I meant.
GIBBS: Do you think, Palmer?
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DUCKY: Did you learn nothing in that class this morning, Mister Palmer?
13. Sharif Returns Could not find in transcript
15. Friends and Lovers Watches the discovery channel:

DUCKY: The larval stage of the Musca domestica, a common housefly. A nuisance to most, but invaluable to the trained investigator.
JIMMY: Not to mention a great source of protein. I saw it on Discovery Channel. A documentary on survival training.

GIBBS: He O.D.ed?
JIMMY: That would explain the multiple organ failures we found. We won’t know more ‘til we finish the autopsy.
DUCKY: Very good, Mister Palmer. Anything else you’d care to add?
JIMMY: There’s a very good chance that this is an accidental death, Doctor.
GIBBS: Nothing accidental about it, Palmer.
(SFX: DOORS SLIDE OPEN/ CLOSED)
DUCKY: People who choose to live their lives this way, have nobody to blame but themselves!
16. Dead Man Walking Another Palmer and Lee interlude - Ducky and Abby on the video intercom

ABBY: (ON MONITOR) … and pollen. Ducky? Ducky?
(SCENE CUT)
JIMMY: (ON MONITOR) He’s gone.
ABBY: Oh.
(SCENE CUT)
JIMMY: I’ve got to go, too.
(MUSIC OVER ACTION/JIMMY AND LEE UNDRESS)
(SCENE CUT)
ABBY: I guess when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. (END TELEPHONE INTERCUTS)
17. Skeletons Who says his jokes are in bad taste?

DUCKY: The word is effluvium. The results of decomposing human organs and tissue.
TONY: This is people?
DUCKY: Yes, two, I’d say, judging by the volume.
JIMMY: And the two skulls, of course.
DUCKY: Mister Palmer, we have to recover all of this.
JIMMY: One Wet-Vac for the soylent green coming right up.

Learning from experience. Yet another meat puzzle

JIMMY: Not our first meat puzzle, Doctor.
DUCKY: Yes, and it certainly won’t be the last. Never forget, Mister Palmer, experience is the ultimate teacher.
JIMMY: Corner pieces are not as reliable as the singular components.
DUCKY: Yes. As experience has taught us.

Ducky learns the art of the bad taste joke:

DUCKY: Yes, after the death of an African king… ah, right hand… some of his subjects used to cut off fingers and toes. It was considered a mark of respect. Humorus.
JIMMY: I suppose it depends on what you find funny. (BEAT) Oh. Right. (CHUCKLES) I see. Humorus. (CHUCKLES)

This episode Jimmy talks to both Mann and Gibbs in autopsy and has a phone conversation with the director
19. Grace Period (reference only) Palmer enjoys being hit on the head - Ziva thinks that's an interesting thing to know.

DUCKY: Ah, Mister Palmer. Did you manage to--
GIBBS: Did you want to see us, Duck?
DUCKY: Did you pass Mister Palmer on your way down here?
GIBBS: Nope.
DUCKY: I swear, every time I turn my back these days, that young man is running off somewhere.
GIBBS: Well, you should try smacking him in the back of the head. It did wonders for Dinozzo and McGee.
DUCKY: Well, I did. Mister Palmer seemed to enjoy it.
ZIVA: Ha ha. I’ll remember that.
20. Cover Story (reference only)
END OF TRANSCRIPTS		 McGee's book puts Palmer in danger - at least Gibbs cares

GIBBS: That means we’re all potential targets.
MCGEE: Boss, I’m sorry!
GIBBS: Ducky, Abby, Palmer… twenty-four hour security detail until we find this psycho
22. In the Dark
START OF SUBTITLES		 Ducky still thinks Palmer has his mind in the gutter

DUCKY: Although photography didn't come came into its own as an art form until the 20th century, it was during the Civil War that its more infamous side blossomed.
JIMMY: Oh, I know this...Mathew Brady, the famous battlefield photographer.
DUCKY: I said infamous, Mr. Palmer. It wasn't pictures of battlefields the soldiers wanted, but subjects of a bluer nature.
JIMMY: I thought color film wasn't invented until...Oh, you mean...
DUCKY: As with all new media, carnal activity came to the forefront, thus proving the old adage...
GIBBS: Sex sells.
DUCKY: Yes, it does.
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DUCKY: So, where were we?
JIMMY: Pornography.
DUCKY: Yes, I believe it was photography, Mr. Palmer. Kindly try to keep your mind out of the gutter.

They find the leopard skin bra in an autopsy drawer:

DUCKY: Hello? Where did that come from?
JIMMY: I haven't the foggiest idea.
DUCKY: Really? How incongruous. Please dispose of this, Mr. Palmer.
(DUKCY LEAVES, JIMMY PICKS UP PHONE)
JIMMY: Hi. Yeah, well, I found the bra. It was a close call, but, uh... Oh, no, no. No panties, we just... What do you mean a matching set?

Jimmy searches the squad room, the towel bins at the Gym and the observation room for the missing pants in the last, he meets the blind guy who recogises the fruity odor.

JIMMY: Oh. Oh, my gosh. I forgot to take my insulin. I was so busy looking for the pipettes that I forgot.
GIBBS: Insulin?
JIMMY: Yeah, I have mild diabetes. When my blood sugar spikes, my breath gets a mild fruity smell.
23. Trojan Horse Can't find in subtitles
24. Angel of Death Bar scene at the end.

Foot in mouth disease about Scots:

DUCKY: I'm trying to lighten the atmosphere with a little humor.
JIMMY: I don't think they expect you to be funny, Doctor. That didn't come out right.
DUKCY: No, I should say not.
JIMMY: I mean I don't think they expect a Scotsman to be funny.
ABBY: Stop digging, Jimmy. You've almost reached China.

At the bar Jimmy ordered a chocolate Martini but changed it to a Green Fairy Mojito.

Then Agent Lee arrives and the hold hands in secret - they need to escape but...

DUCKY: First... a toast!
JIMMY: Please, God, make it quick.
LEE: Amen.




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