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Season 1 - 3 Episodes

Jimmy turned up as Ducky's assistant after the previous asistant Gerald was shot in Bete Noir by Ari, the season 1/2 bad guy.


21. Split Decision Introduced to Jimmy as he is repeating every work Ducky says into a recorder. Ducky suggests he leave the recorder next to him. him

DUCKY: I was going to suggest you leave the recorder next to me, that way you don’t have to repeat everything I say.

Jimmy's mother keeps ringing on his cell.

DUCKY: Precisely. Do you want to get that?
JIMMY: Can I? (INTO PHONE) Mom?
DUCKY: Oh, please!
22. A Weak Link Jimmy is late because he had a head cold. Mentions his tinnitus. DukcyDucky offers him the job.

DUCKY: You are late --
PALMER: I am so sorry, Doctor Mallard. I am so so sorry.
DUCKY: Although I may have second thoughts, Mister Palmer.
PALMER: Second thoughts, Sir?
DUCKY: About you coming to work full time as my assistant.
PALMER: It will never happen again, Doctor! I promise you it was an extremely unusual situation.
DUCKY: They always are.
PALMER: You see, I was in the shower and the doorbell rang but I didn’t know it at the time.
DUCKY: That you were in the shower?
PALMER: No, that it was the doorbell. See, my head cold in combination with my tinnitus made me think that it was the kitchen timer.
DUCKY: How very unusual.
PALMER: Yes, so I spent several minutes trying to find out what it was I had finished cooking. And by then the time I realized it was the front door, I’d almost forgotten I’d taken a shower.
(PALMER COUGHS)
PALMER: It’ll never happen again.
DUCKY: Who was there?
PALMER: Where?
DUCKY: At the door?
PALMER: Oh, I didn’t answer it.
DUCKY: I hope this won’t become a habit, Mister Palmer.
PALMER: No, see I always answer my door.
DUCKY: I was referring to being late.
PALMER: Does this mean I have the job?
23. Reveille Jimmy actually interested in Ducky's big toe story. Even questions if it's true. Ducky tells Jimmy he's quite rare for a new assistant - not throwing up at a chopped up body. It is Jimmy who first calls it a "Meat jigsaw puzzle."

JIMMY: Did you point out the fallacy of his logic, Doctor?
DUCKY: Oh, no no no. He was so happy. I hadn’t the heart.
JIMMY: Are you making this up, Doctor Mallard?
DUCKY: Good grief, no. When one spends one’s career traveling around the globe, one has an unlimited supply of mysterious and intriguing tales. Distal phalange. Right foot, I believe. You’re quite rare, Mister Palmer.
JIMMY: I am?
DUCKY: Yes. Most new assistants would take one look at this lot and head for the loo.
JIMMY: Hm. It’s just a meat jigsaw puzzle.